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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
introvertdragon
averagefairy

must have been easier to be alive before news traveled so fast and you were only ever aware of a handful of tragedies instead of thousands and thousands of them being delivered to you on a daily basis. why is there even a question of why our generation is so depressed and anxious like I’ll tell you why?? everything i read breaks my heart and my capacity to empathize and be outraged is absolutely maxed out. yeah i’m sad bitch! we’re all sad! there’s no relief!

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judgejudyofficial
gudakko

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

closetedguyy

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

transmedwaterdeer

Bad addition to an already bad post

closetedguyy

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

cryptictranz

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Weak

closetedguyy

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anyone want to shoot me

cryptictranz

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

gudakko

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insaneinspireddreamer

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alexander

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